...And Will You Tell All Your Friends

I was actualy in CEX considering buying this today. Everything about this game was classic, the campaign/co-op, the multiplayer, everything was good and now with upgraded graphics and a better system its even better. As long as thats the only thing they changed, I’ll be happy. Actually if they removed the flood, then i’ll be happy but i dont see that happening. Acording to Wikipedia the game will be released November 15, 2011, cant wait!

Mass Effect 3 is set to be one of the greatest games of 2012 (if we’re still alive) and Kinect (i hate to say it) actually makes this game look better. Of course youd be a douche to do the talking bits when in conversation when you could just press up or down on your controller but when in action (as you can see) it really works well. This is what they should be doing with Kinect instead of all the shit gimmick games that they are releasing.

Oh Star Wars Kinect all i can do is laugh and say “Epic Fail”. This just goes to show how shit the Kinect actualy is, the moment where he is trying to move that ship it simply doesnt work. And all the way the through, the guy playing has this cheeky little smile, and you know he’s just thinking “If i smile like this they’ll think im having fun AND NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH THIS SHIT GAME”

As you can tell im really not a fan of the Kinect, i understand that the technology is innovative and new but it lags like a bitch and needs to be improved so much more. But the worst thing is that i hate how all games are now wanting you to stand up and be active, fuck off! They ruined Zelda by doing it and now Star Wars, just stop. The only reason why i would ever buy Kinect is because of the genius (yes genius) way you can command your Xbox with your voice. Xbox! Destroy this game!

Ahhh fuck I can’t wait to have loads of hot sexy sluts over my house and rub them with my ray-man hands. This was a demo created by ThriXXX software, a maker of 3D role-playing sex simulation games, to show the possibility of what you can do with the Kinect and obviously them all being 50 year old virgins this is what they think sex is. Microsoft has not green lighted this and probably never will. I know right, fuck, guess I’m just gonna have to go back to jerkin it on YouPorn. Read the full article of how the virgins at ThriXXX want to ‘improve’ Kinect at: http://news.cnet.com/8301-13772_3-20025804-52.html